Bandy Warhol

Amazingly it seems Andy Warhol was inspired by Mr Carruthers more than once.

Kitchen Sink

Now that's drama.

T'Pau

...is the eighties band you were thinking of.

Weekending

Make the most of it.

Amok

T'Pau is the sixties Vulcan you were thinking of.

Insecure

I haven't faked this. This is a genuine security measure being employed out there on the internet:

Men's Interest

The Carruthers News onslaught continues, but now it's the boys turn.

Classic Not Flaccid

Some classic sitcom porn.

Fashionistas Take Note

This post apparently took the world's newstands by storm.

Father's Day

Lucky Dad.

Quadricentennial

Four hundred posts. Who'd have thought it?

Posts with videos - still 7

Posts with photos - 369

Posts with vowels - 400

Posts with tags - 312

Posts accidentally posted twice - 7

Followers to date - 5

Posted comments - 49

Most common tag - Peel This

Jinkspasms - 4

Petes - 7

With Jam In

Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jammin'
I wanna jam it wid you
We're jammin', jammin'
And I hope you like jammin', too

Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow
I'n'I will see you through
'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice
Jammin' till the jam is through

We're jammin'
To think that jammin' was a thing of the past
We're jammin'
And I hope this jam is gonna last

No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow
Neither can be bought nor sold
We all defend the right; Jah - Jah children must unite
Your life is worth much more than gold

We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
And we're jammin' in the name of the Lord
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
We're jammin' right straight from Yah.

Yeh! Holy Mount Zion
Holy Mount Zion
Jah sitteth in Mount Zion
And rules all creation

Yeah, we're - we're jammin' (wotcha-wa)
Wotcha-wa-wa-wa, we're jammin' (wotcha-wa)
See, I wanna jam it wid you
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
I'm jammed: I hope you're jammin', too

Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide
To keep you satisfied
True love that now exist is the love I can't resist
So jam by my side

We're Jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'), yeah-eah-eah!
I wanna jam it wid you
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin'
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin'
Hope you like jammin', too
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin')
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin')
I wanna (I wanna jam it wid you), I wanna
I wanna jam wid you now
Jammin', jammin' (hope you like jammin' too)
Eh-eh! I hope you like jammin', I hope you like jammin'
'Cause (I wanna jam it wid you). I wanna ... wid you
I like - I hope you - I hope you like jammin', too
I wanna jam it
I wanna jam it

Music & Lyrics by Bob Marley, beanbagging by Andy Cartwright

What the frock?

Carruthers all over.

Pete, Part Seven

Pete, Part Six

Pete, Part Five

Pete, Part Four

Pete, Part Three

Pete, Part Two

Pete

Peeler No More

Come on in. Have a seat. We need to talk. We've had a good run, but it's time to move on. It's hard to say it. Well the important things always are, aren't they? Time to just bite the bullet and say it. What does that mean? Why would you want to bite a bullet? But anyway the Peel This tag has now been retired. It was good while it lasted but it's been over a year since the show and maybe it's time to stop harping on about it.

Maybe.

God bless you and all who sailed in you.

Rest In Peace Peel This.

The sketches contained within however are obviously still game. If we didn't have those this blog might as well just be pictures of Peter Cushing.

Post Peel

And here they are. A post-Peel This moment captured for posterity.

Thanks Lucy.

After the break

A year ago today (and yesterday) Mr. Carruthers Presents peeled again.

Act Two of the show included:
Mayo
Sex Therapist
Glasses
Trainspotting
Sat Nav
Outro

And then a curtain call. Truly we are pioneers.

Repeeled

A year ago today (and tomorrow) Mr. Carruthers Presents peeled like no other when we commanded the world to Peel This.

Act One of the show included:
Intro
An address from Mr Cooker
Actors Gone Rogue
Mime Contest
Headhunter
Estate Agent
Drugs

And then there was an interval. It was groundbreaking stuff.

Walled

He's everywhere.

Fin

There's always one exception to every rule.

Costumed

The costumes used in Peel This:

1 x cardboard cooker
2 x hooks
2 x eyepatches
2 x dunce caps
Several shirts
Several ties
1 x blonde wig
Several pairs of glasses
1 x monocle
1 x stationmaster's cap
1 x hideous box with monstrous features
1 x cape, suitable for four people.


The best dressed men in comedy...

Unnatural Selection

That's an unnatural performer.

But I'm not going to be the one to tell him.

Used

It may have been used at various times in the production of bleaches, gunpowder, dyes, fertilisers and antiseptics, but at the end of the day urine still tastes like piss.

What it doesn't do is alleviate the symptoms of jellyfish stings. That's not true. It doesn't matter how many times they repeat that episode of Friends, it won't get any truer.

Maybe the jellyfish know this. Maybe they are only stinging you to see the spectacle of you performing the contorting dance of someone trying to wee on themselves.

It's June

Here's to a glorious June