Be safe, be seen

When times are hard and money is tight, have you considered selling your body?

Sure the money is good and the parties are great, but what of the greater cost to your soul?

No, I didn't think that would dissuade you. Well if you can't be sensible, be safe. Use protection and stock up on what are known in the trade as 'business socks'.

And if you can't be safe, be seen. Some of us like to watch.