Thursday 12 June 2008

The search goes on…

Mr. Carruthers failed to appear at Peel This!* He sent his apologies and relayed them via a rather flashy oven and so those people hoping to catch a glimpse of him had there hopes dashed. Hopefully an hour or so of comedy lightened their spirits, but there’s no helping some people.

We should take this opportunity to apologise to the bassist of the band Sonic Boom who was allegedly beset by people asking questions about our quarry. His name, Willie B. Carruthers, was confused for a question about assuming Mr C’s identity.

Getting on to the matter at hand, evidence has recently come to light of a tribe in South America who worship a deity called Kire’Oto. Which it has been postulated could well be a corruption of Carruthers. This could of course be absolute bunkum, but it has also been discovered that for ceremonial gatherings the men, women and children of the tribe all wear handmade moustaches of impressive scale.

Exhibit D (below) gives us a tantalising view of Mr Carruther’s past, it would seem that he was either the inspiration or the model for Cluedo’s Colonel Mustard. Whether this connects him to any unsolved murders, billiard rooms or lead pipings is at this time unclear.
The search continues. Keep us posted. Be vigilant.




*Well that particular Mr Carruthers failed to appear. The entirely different moustache-less filmmaker also named Mr Carruthers attended Sunday’s performance and we thank him.

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